You know the scariest thing about Halloween? Forget the crazy Halloween décor that some folks display in front of their homes. What really gives me the heebie-jeebies are these terrible, totally inappropriate Halloween costumes for kids. Sorry, but my daughter is never going to dress up as a Pretty Woman hooker (you hear that Toddlers and Tiaras mama?), and my son as a mass murderer is never going to be okay with me. Yeah, I’m square like that.
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Toddlers and Tiaras Pretty Woman Prostitute Costume
http://www.momfinds.com/files/2011/09/Toddlers-and-Tiaras-Pretty-Woman-Costume.jpg
A 3-year old dressed as a hooker? Enough said!
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Bloody Baby Hatchet Bonnet
http://www.momfinds.com/files/2011/09/Bloody-Baby-Bonnet-Halloween-Infant-Costume-Hatchet.jpg
Sorry, but I will never find this cute or funny.
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Murderer Child Halloween Costume
http://www.momfinds.com/files/2011/09/Murderer-Child-Halloween-Costume.jpg
Even if it's just for pretend, for one night, I am not okay with a child murderer.
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Snooki-Jersey-Shore Kids Halloween Costumes
http://www.momfinds.com/files/2011/09/Snooki-Jersey-Shore-Kids-Halloween-Costumes.jpg
Let's leave the boozing, fist-pumping and fist-fighting guidos and guidettes on TV.
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Slutty Devil and Angel
http://www.momfinds.com/files/2011/09/Slutty-Devil.jpg
The slutty devil is terrible but the angel is just as bad.
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Terrible Halloween Costumes for Kids
http://www.momfinds.com/files/2011/09/Terrible-Halloween-Costumes-for-Kids.jpg
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September 16, 2011
I have seven year old twin girls that I am making costumes for. My greatest consideration is that they remain modest and that the costumes lend themselves to being warm since we are in a Northern climate. They also have to be able to be worn to school. I cannot see our schools allowing something like this and what parent would allow it? Not Me for sure.
September 16, 2011
Wow… that’s all I have to say. These costumes are ridiculous! My son is two-years-old and he’s wearing skeleton pajamas for Halloween this year. They’re cute, they’re warm, and they’re useful after Halloween too. As for when he’s a little older and tells me what he wants to dress up as, I don’t think I’ll let him be a murderer until he’s like 8.
Head Ant
September 16, 2011
When my brother was five, my parents entered him in a Freddy Kruger look a like contest.
Miss. P
September 16, 2011
Wow …. I’m speechless! Cannot believe someone would dress their kid as a prostitute or a member of the Jersey Shore cast. My boy will be 19 mos for Halloween and I’ll probably dress him as a chicken or a little cute piggy.
Cindy Orley
September 16, 2011
This is just another example of parents not letting kids be KIDS. Why do we have to make them grownups so quickly? These costumes are taste-less and completely inappropriate for children.
Tracey
September 16, 2011
I am not for sexualizing my children or promoting violence – on Halloween or ever.
JD
September 16, 2011
Wrong… maybe, but the Jersey Shore pic is hilarious!
melissa
September 17, 2011
Problem isn’t the kids today….it is the PARENTS. (some anyways…not all) This is ridiculous. In about a decase or less they will be trying to figure out why their kid is already having sex. I fully judge anyone who does this. Normally I do not judge to much but this is different
Parents just let your kids be kids….stop having them dress like sluts and fuure alcoholics. AKA the Jersey Shore crew
melissa
September 17, 2011
So passionate about this subject that I can’t type
decase=decade
fuure=future
Kailia
October 10, 2011
I don’t see why you all are making this such a big deal. I have twin daughters that are 7 and I am allowing one to dress as Snooki and the other to dress as Kesha. I understand that both of these famous stars have influenced children negatively but my kids love them just becasue they are famous and lots of people like them. They don’t even understand what they are famous for, I mean, come on! It’s not bad parenting either, it’s just letting your kids dress up how they freaking want to for Halloween!! It seems to me the bad parenting comes in when the PARENTS decide what the kids are going to dress as for halloween. They should make their own decisions!! That’s how you PREPARE them for LIFE on their own!
morgan
October 31, 2011
i agree with you kailia
Ariyanna
December 31, 2011
My god….I actually wore the same exact devil costume when i was 10…Looking back Has made me realized How slutty this is.NEVER letting my kids wear it.